Go Find the Funny Contest

It’s time for a contest!! 

Sunny at CityLitNYC called me today to tell me about a fantastic find she made over the weekend.  And because I’m fantastic, I decided to share it with you.  But I’m going to make you work for it, be-otches!

Because all of you were so wonderful during McMini-Meltdown I and II (yes, even you lurkers; although you didn’t comment, I could feel the love) I’m going to give something back.  I’m going to give you this!

Yes, it’s the coolest t-shirt ever:  Keith Richards asking, “Who the fuck is Mick Jagger?” And how do you win this fine, fine piece of t-shirtery?  (Yes, that is a word.  I just used it, didn’t I?) I’ll tell you.  You have to provide a caption to this photo from I’ll Make My Own Lemonade:

For those of you who are lame do not want to wear the F-bomb across your bosom, I did ask the store clerk if they had any t-shirts that said Who the heck is Mick Jagger, Who the hell is Mick Jagger, or even Who in guldarnit consternation is Mick Jagger?  But no.  The pimply-faced gangsta was astonished that someone would be offended by the word fuck.  “What’s wrong with fuck?” he asked.  I told him that people might be uncomfortable wearing that word.  And you know, he had an eye-opening solution.  “Well, they could just go to church!” Hmmm….good idea, wearing the fuck t-shirt, no doubt. 

So, if you already have something with the word fuck among your Sunday best, I will send you Shine a Light:  The Original Soundtrack by the Rolling Stones.

You have until Friday at midnight to enter.  Friday!  A whole week to find the funny and leave your caption in a comment to this post.  Because my Mom needs a good laugh, I’m going to have her pick the winner.  I’ll announce the winner sometime on Saturday.  But don’t get up early!  I’m sleeping in so you shouldn’t expect anything until after 1pm. 

Now, go!  Go find the funny!

Update:  It’s okay if you leave more than one caption or more than one comment.  No need to edit the captions or comments for content.  I will make sure there’s a difibulator nearby in case The Cougar (Mom) gets the vapors.
Oh, and I won’t be commenting on this post because I don’t want to influence Mom’s decision.  I will also try to post something later in the week so you can get your Dingo fix.

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