Crissy’s Boobies
I have several people to thank for awards I’ve received over the past several weeks (ahem, months) and I also want to whine and cry about a knee injury that’s going to have me off my feet and on ice packs and vicodin Advil for a week. But you know, this blog isn’t all about me. No, no really. It isn’t. It’s also about you, dear Innernetz! You’ve been with me through thick and trying to be not so thick, in sickness and in health, outrages, plagiarists, and the general craziness that is my life. I thank you. To show my appreciation I am participating in a multiblog contest that is about rigging winning a contest. A contest within a contest, how very Edgar Allan Poe, don’t you think?
Many of you know Crissy, The Queen of Fucking Everything. For those of you who don’t, you’ve been missing out on one of the funniest bloggers around. Crissy doesn’t pull any punches. She may fart, plan the demise of cute garden-devouring critters, save drowning children, and plot to serve peanuts to her daughter’s pre-K class, but what Crissy doesn’t do is pull punches. Oh, and she’s hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. And this is where you come in Innernetz. Crissy is in the running for The Blogger’s Choice Awards Hottest Mommy Blogger and I want her to stomp Dooce into the ground win. Now, before you get all misty-eyed thinking that I am oh so wonderful to pimp my bloggy friend, I have to tell you there’s an ulterior motive.
You see, several months ago Crissy made an offhand remark on her husband’s photo blog that if she won Hottest Mommy Blogger she would post a naked photo of herself on her site. Now, tell me, when has a mommyblogger been such a ho so much fun?
Get to the point, you say. What’s in it for me, you ask. Damn, Innernetz! You are so impatient! So here it is… you can win a Sony DSC-T300 Cyber-shot® 10-Megapixel Digital Camera - Silver — list price $499.99, A Sony LCS-THM/B Genuine Black Leather Case — list price $49.99, and a Sandisk 4GB Memory Stick Pro Duo — list price $39.99. Yes! All of that! For one of you!
Ahhh, now I have your attention, don’t I? All you have to do for a chance to win all this loot is to vote for Crissy for Hottest Mommy Blogger. How easy is that?!? Stoogepie originated this contest so check out his site (he’s an artistic genius) for the official rules. BUT because this is a multiblog contest with several bloggers being Richard Gere to Crissy’s Julia Roberts, if you win this contest because you read about it on MY site, I get something too! See, we’re all winners here in Dingo Land. Vote now!
