Crissy’s Boobies
I have several people to thank for awards I’ve received over the past several weeks (ahem, months) and I also want to whine and cry about a knee injury that’s going to have me off my feet and on ice packs and vicodin Advil for a week. But you know, this blog isn’t all about me. No, no really. It isn’t. It’s also about you, dear Innernetz! You’ve been with me through thick and trying to be not so thick, in sickness and in health, outrages, plagiarists, and the general craziness that is my life. I thank you. To show my appreciation I am participating in a multiblog contest that is about rigging winning a contest. A contest within a contest, how very Edgar Allan Poe, don’t you think?
Many of you know Crissy, The Queen of Fucking Everything. For those of you who don’t, you’ve been missing out on one of the funniest bloggers around. Crissy doesn’t pull any punches. She may fart, plan the demise of cute garden-devouring critters, save drowning children, and plot to serve peanuts to her daughter’s pre-K class, but what Crissy doesn’t do is pull punches. Oh, and she’s hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. And this is where you come in Innernetz. Crissy is in the running for The Blogger’s Choice Awards Hottest Mommy Blogger and I want her to stomp Dooce into the ground win. Now, before you get all misty-eyed thinking that I am oh so wonderful to pimp my bloggy friend, I have to tell you there’s an ulterior motive.
You see, several months ago Crissy made an offhand remark on her husband’s photo blog that if she won Hottest Mommy Blogger she would post a naked photo of herself on her site. Now, tell me, when has a mommyblogger been such a ho so much fun?
Get to the point, you say. What’s in it for me, you ask. Damn, Innernetz! You are so impatient! So here it is… you can win a Sony DSC-T300 Cyber-shot® 10-Megapixel Digital Camera - Silver — list price $499.99, A Sony LCS-THM/B Genuine Black Leather Case — list price $49.99, and a Sandisk 4GB Memory Stick Pro Duo — list price $39.99. Yes! All of that! For one of you!
Ahhh, now I have your attention, don’t I? All you have to do for a chance to win all this loot is to vote for Crissy for Hottest Mommy Blogger. How easy is that?!? Stoogepie originated this contest so check out his site (he’s an artistic genius) for the official rules. BUT because this is a multiblog contest with several bloggers being Richard Gere to Crissy’s Julia Roberts, if you win this contest because you read about it on MY site, I get something too! See, we’re all winners here in Dingo Land. Vote now!
Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 05:35 PM.
Tags: Contests, Blogging
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OMG!!
Look! It’s ME and I see Alice and my book cart and my Princess coach and all my wine and Frank the Woodchuck and I rock that outfit soooo much better than Julia Roberts and well, oh my!!!
Miss Dingo you are just the bestest!
I heart you.
And let’s show Dooce a taste of what it’s like to be number two!
Er, or whatever.
Seriously, the photoshop skillz, woman!
I do not yet know Crissy, but I’ll go take a look. Good luck to her!
You rock!
That is an awesome picture!
I’m all for someone beating Dooce. In anything.
Sorry about your knee. I SO need a new camera. Maybe I’ll vote 682 times. I’ll increase both our chances!
I totally voted for crissy. hell yea!
Sorry ‘bout the knee. Seems there are a lot of bad knees out there this year…
Crissy — This picture was so much fun to put together. The difficulty was not in what to put in the picture but what to leave out! Yes, we will flush Dooce! Oh, and I heart you too!
justrun — Try it, you’ll like it! You can even vote from your iPhone!
stoogepie — Does this mean that I win the blogger prize? Hmmmmmm?
Kristabella — I knew I could depend on you!
Shania — The knee thing sucks but you know what would make it feel better? A PRIZE!! We knew this would be an important year for voting; we just didn’t know how important, right?
Maxie — Maxie, you rock! Thanks from the bottom of my blasted out knee to the depths of my bitter, bitter heart.
GeekHiker — It’s my IBT band. It hurts. It sucks. But a prize would make it feel better! I don’t even know what Stoogepie is offering to the blogger whose commenter wins; I just know it will be good! And. I. Want. It.
*Whew* there for a second I thought we would have to post a naked pic of ourselves to get a chance at the camera. Sounded like a sweet deal, but not so sure how everyone else would react to my nekkididity. I’m all about Rocking the Vote.
You *do* have some mad photoshop skillz. Word.
So I voted, and I hope you get a prize!
Am I the only one who doesn’t even know who Dooce is?
Tara R. — Hmmmm...that’s a good idea. Maybe once this contest is over we’ll hold a Hottest Commenter contest!
saratogajean — I just added a few details. It’s Julia Roberts who actually stole Crissy’s body for her movie posters.
Kori — It’s no loss really. Believe me, Crissy is funnier. And hotter.
Who stole my library cart?! And that was MY glass of pinot! AND ARE THOSE MY BOOTS?
Schnikes! It takes a very brave person to offer up naked pictures of herself for the whole cyberuniverse of the World Wide Internet Web!
The picture is phenomenal. I LOVE it.
Crissy has made it to page one - it’s only a matter of time before she’s winning it all!
Oh, good, another blog to keep me from attending to students! That’s OK, the suckers need to learn some darn patience anyway.
Did someone say naked photos on a blog? I do that… Gotta love HNT! Wait that is today… Shoot, I have a nekkid photo to post today right after I check out Crissy’s blog!
Marian — I did. Yes. And Yes.
Mel Heth — Crissy wanted to put new meaning behind the phrase, “Rock the Vote.”
Megkathleen — Woohoo! Go Crissy! Go Innernetz!
thecoconutdiaries — Yes, those kids can wait. Sheesh! Do they think you are there to wait on them hand and foot? I think not.
DirtyLaundryDiva — Yep...nekkid, nekid, naked...no matter how you spell it, say it, hide it under the mattress from your mom, we’re gonna make Crissy show her boobies! As for your half naked photos, how have I been reading your blog for this long and missed them!? I’m going to go gawk at them right now.
Naked? Woosh, that’s ballsy, but then all the gals you hang out with are and I love it!! And you have some MAD skills, lady!
Honestly, you have some mad skills and obviously are dealing with the pain of these workouts with some phenomenal photos.
O’Mama — Why are you suddenly going into my spam folder? While this photo was fun to create, I’m interested in what Crissy comes up with when she has to show us her ta-tas!
I think Aleve kicks Advil’s ass - you might want to try it.
Alright, Dingo, whatever you say!
April — I don’t think I’ve ever taken Aleve. Does it have the same effect as Oxycontin? I would love that.
I have done my duty and voted like a good citizen of the republic. I feel better already.
So I voted the second I had an internet connection. Sadly during the move that was the ONLY utility I was in charge of and now due to that we won’t have cable or internet for another WEEK!?!?! sad sad sad.