Go Find The Funny Caption Contest Results!
I am sure that since it was so long between posts, you guys were wondering if you should be wearing this shirt instead:
But I am back, baby! And I am back with the winner of the Go Find the Funny Contest! You guys are hilarious and very creative. I admit, I was scratching my head wondering what I would write if I had to submit a caption for the Monkey photo. When The Cougar first sat down to choose the funniest caption, she thought it was going to be easy. After reading through all the entries for the fifth time, she said something like, “I think I’d rather be back on the witness stand. This is hard!” Okay, she didn’t really say that, but choosing the winner was definitely tough. But enough of my rambling. The winner is Mel Heth with:
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Mel Heth, send me your info and I will get the T-shirt off to you right away. That is, of course, if you don’t mind wearing the f-bomb or if you go to church. I’ll be glad to send you the Shine the Light CD instead.
Because it was such a difficult choice, I decided that a runner-up would receive the remaining prize. I really wanted to keep it but Mr. Dingo said I should give it away. He also helps old ladies cross the street and gives generously to the homeless. No, really, he does. He’s a nice counterbalance to my plans for world domination and mind control. So, because Mr. Dingo guilted me into give the other prize away, Crissy, you are entitled to whatever prize Mel Heth rejects does not choose for the following caption:
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Thanks so much everyone for participating and for all of your support this week!
Posted on Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 12:48 PM.
Tags: Blogging, La Vida Loca
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Wah!
You mentioned a shop; are these for sale somewhere? I need one for my upcoming trip to crochet afghans.
Congratulations Winners!
um… what the hell? didn’t your mom receive my *cough* “just saying hello” gift basket?????
Marian — You are on a roll today, girl!
Ree — I think they need to post videos of themselves wearing the t-shirt and rockin’ out to the CD, dont’ you?
sunny — Oh! Was that for Mom? Sorry, I thought it was for me and ate all the goodies. I did give her the card that said, “Pick me! Pick me!” But it didn’t have your name on it. Oh well, better luck next time.
Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa! Hilarious! I love me a violent monkey…
Kelley — I know, right? Sometimes I wish I had flying monkeys like the Wicked Witch of the West.
dingo, i missed you. i was going to come up with something brilliant for the contest but my days in the peruvian rain forest seem to have left me brain-dead for a bit. everyone had such funny captions that i didn’t want to even embarrass myself. hopefully the synapses will start sparking in time for the next contest.
Drive-by monkeying? That’s beautiful. And brilliant.
First, I would like to thank my parents for combining their DNA and enabling me to be born to write this caption. I would also like to thank the Academy and God and my homies. Without your support, I could never be standing here where I am today.
Dingo and Cougar, this is the proudest day of my life. Do you think it would be weird to add this to my resume?
Um...WOW! This is so unexpected I don’t even have a speech prepared…
I’d like to thank my husband for being so patient with me, and my daughter for loving me every day, and my mom for getting stretch marks and bologna nipples from giving birth to me, but most of all, I’d like to thank myself. Without my brilliance I might never have almost won first prize.
Thank you all so much! I’m not worthy! Really!
SHIT! I just read the comments. I so did not mean to copy Mel’s acceptance speech idea.
I swear!
I guess great minds think alike!
blakspring — Brain dead is okay as long as you didn’t get your head shrunk while you were there. I’m glad you’re back!
Steph — Big city life is dangerous. Drive-by Monkeying has gotten out of control.
Mel Heth — I think this is definitely resume worthy. You might even be up for a Pulitzer!
Crissy — So now you see how difficult it was to choose! So many great minds and funny comments. But I think it was your poor mother’s bologna nipples that gave you the edge that made you such a worthy contender. Thank you, Crissy’s Mom.
See? You didn’t need to go to BlogHer to meet some funny ass b**ches. Thank you for making me appreciate the time I spent at home, Mel Heth and Crissy!
Hilarious! I am quite impressed with the winning captions.
Ha, those were good! I need to work on my captioning skills, maybe I’ll do better next time!
thecoconutdiaries — I bet BlogHer didn’t have caption contests, did it? Nope. You could only get that kind of fun right here at asiwassaying.com.
Megkathleen — Next time, missy, I want to see your entry. I know where you live. Okay, no, I don’t. But I have your blog address! Mwahhahahah!
DirtyLaundryDiva — I am still convinced that “Suck it, losers!” is appropriate for every situation.
Hey, I blogrolled you today....hope that is ok.....
ha! those are some damn good ones.
Shelly — Hey, thanks!
brookem — I know, right? Who knew an obscenity laced t-shirt could inspire so much humor and creativity?
I’m so sad I missed the caption contest! My stupid word updated their web filter and, sadly, “personal blogs/message boards” didn’t make the cut. Until today. Sweet!
My comment would have been along the lines of “Get your own cab, biotch! Monkey shares a fare with NO ONE!” Even though I know this is a chimp and not a monkey, “monkey” is funnier. Now I’ve got to work on updating my own blog. Nuts.
Congratulations to the winners!
Soooooo.... is this contest thing going to be a regular event around here? 
saratogajean — I was wondering where in the world you were! The fact that you can tell the difference between a monkey and a chip is deserving of its own reward.
GeekHiker — I’ll definitely have more contests. This was fun!
Good. Cause I need another shot at that t-shirt.